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๐ŸŽฌWhere Logic Takes a Long Vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ

 

Disclaimer:
This post is only for fun ๐Ÿคช
No actors, directors, or fans were harmed while writing these jokes.
If you’re a hardcore Bollywood fan — dil pe mat lena! ❤️


๐ŸŽญ Introduction

Bollywood has given us emotions, drama, romance, action…
and also logic-free scenes, overacting, and physics-defying stunts ๐Ÿคก

So today, let’s roast Bollywood — respectfully disrespectfully ๐Ÿ˜Ž


๐Ÿ˜‚ 1. Bollywood Logic = Different Universe

In Bollywood:

  • Hero gets shot ❌

  • Doctor says: “He is serious”

  • Hero dances in Switzerland next scene ✅

Newton left the chat ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ


๐Ÿ˜‚ 2. Rain + White Saree = Mandatory Scene

Why does it always rain when the heroine wears a white saree? ๐ŸŒง️๐Ÿ‘—

Bollywood Weather Department rule:
☀️ Sunny day → normal clothes
๐ŸŒง️ Rain → instant item song

Coincidence? I think not ๐Ÿ˜


๐Ÿ˜‚ 3. Villain Can’t Shoot Straight

Villain with machine gun: ❌ misses
Hero with one bullet: ✅ headshot

Villains aim like they’re using Bluetooth guns ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“ถ


๐Ÿ˜‚ 4. One Slap = Flying Villain

In real life:
๐Ÿ‘‹ Slap → red cheek

In Bollywood:
๐Ÿ‘‹ Slap → villain flies 20 feet, breaks table, chair, wall, and budget ๐Ÿ’ธ


๐Ÿ˜‚ 5. Songs During Emergency

Someone dies ๐Ÿ’€
Someone gets kidnapped ๐Ÿšจ
Police chase happening ๐Ÿš“

Hero:
๐ŸŽถ “Tum hi ho…” ๐ŸŽถ

Bro, priorities? ๐Ÿ˜ญ


๐Ÿ˜‚ 6. College Students Who Look 35

Bollywood college students be like:

  • Beard ✔️

  • 6-pack abs ✔️

  • Royal Enfield ✔️

Actual age: 19
Real age: EMI uncle ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿฆณ


๐Ÿ˜‚ 7. เค—เคฐीเคฌ Hero with Rich Style

Hero says: “Main bahut gareeb hoon” ๐Ÿ˜ข
Also hero:
๐Ÿ  Big house
๐Ÿš— New bike
๐Ÿ“ฑ iPhone
๐Ÿ‘• Perfect branded clothes

Yes bro, very gareeb ๐Ÿ’€


๐Ÿ˜‚ 8. Mothers with Sixth Sense

Bollywood mothers always know:

  • Son is in danger

  • Son is lying

  • Son is about to become hero

But still can’t use WhatsApp properly ๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿคฆ‍♀️


๐Ÿ˜‚ 9. Police Entry After Everything Is Over

Crime happens ❌
Fight happens ❌
Villain dies ❌

Police: “Sab theek hai na?” ๐Ÿ‘ฎ‍♂️
Timing = perfection ๐Ÿ‘Œ


๐Ÿ˜‚ 10. Climax Dialogue Power

Hero beaten for 2 hours ๐Ÿ˜ต
Then says one dialogue:

๐Ÿ‘‰ “Bas… ab bahut ho gaya”

Suddenly gets unlimited energy ๐Ÿ”‹⚡
Even phone battery is jealous.

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