๐ฌWhere Logic Takes a Long Vacation ๐๐ฅ
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Disclaimer:
This post is only for fun ๐คช
No actors, directors, or fans were harmed while writing these jokes.
If you’re a hardcore Bollywood fan — dil pe mat lena! ❤️
๐ญ Introduction
Bollywood has given us emotions, drama, romance, action…
and also logic-free scenes, overacting, and physics-defying stunts ๐คก
So today, let’s roast Bollywood — respectfully disrespectfully ๐
๐ 1. Bollywood Logic = Different Universe
In Bollywood:
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Hero gets shot ❌
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Doctor says: “He is serious”
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Hero dances in Switzerland next scene ✅
Newton left the chat ๐ง ๐ฅ
๐ 2. Rain + White Saree = Mandatory Scene
Why does it always rain when the heroine wears a white saree? ๐ง️๐
Bollywood Weather Department rule:
☀️ Sunny day → normal clothes
๐ง️ Rain → instant item song
Coincidence? I think not ๐
๐ 3. Villain Can’t Shoot Straight
Villain with machine gun: ❌ misses
Hero with one bullet: ✅ headshot
Villains aim like they’re using Bluetooth guns ๐ซ๐ถ
๐ 4. One Slap = Flying Villain
In real life:
๐ Slap → red cheek
In Bollywood:
๐ Slap → villain flies 20 feet, breaks table, chair, wall, and budget ๐ธ
๐ 5. Songs During Emergency
Someone dies ๐
Someone gets kidnapped ๐จ
Police chase happening ๐
Hero:
๐ถ “Tum hi ho…” ๐ถ
Bro, priorities? ๐ญ
๐ 6. College Students Who Look 35
Bollywood college students be like:
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Beard ✔️
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6-pack abs ✔️
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Royal Enfield ✔️
Actual age: 19
Real age: EMI uncle ๐จ๐ฆณ
๐ 7. เคเคฐीเคฌ Hero with Rich Style
Hero says: “Main bahut gareeb hoon” ๐ข
Also hero:
๐ Big house
๐ New bike
๐ฑ iPhone
๐ Perfect branded clothes
Yes bro, very gareeb ๐
๐ 8. Mothers with Sixth Sense
Bollywood mothers always know:
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Son is in danger
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Son is lying
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Son is about to become hero
But still can’t use WhatsApp properly ๐ต๐คฆ♀️
๐ 9. Police Entry After Everything Is Over
Crime happens ❌
Fight happens ❌
Villain dies ❌
Police: “Sab theek hai na?” ๐ฎ♂️
Timing = perfection ๐
๐ 10. Climax Dialogue Power
Hero beaten for 2 hours ๐ต
Then says one dialogue:
๐ “Bas… ab bahut ho gaya”
Suddenly gets unlimited energy ๐⚡
Even phone battery is jealous.
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